There are plenty of good potatoes
Two recent inventions
A clothes dummy, clothes on her
Acceptable diamonds
Delicious drinks
There's no doubt about it
Dishes, discs,
Guns and dice
I tell you, all kinds of crap
Doors and mirrors
Drums and dolls
They sell everything in the shop

CHORUS
In the shop, in the shop, in the general store
In the shop, in the shop, in the general store

There are harps, typewriters
Three harpists
Tops, taps, tapestries
Fat men, princes
Sand and towels
Subscriptions, payments
Tea and teapots
Trains, tractors
Teddies in a state of shock
Tapers, tacks, tassels,
Toffee, toast, toys
They sell everything in the shop

CHORUS

There are vegetarian refreshments
Loose vegitables
Multiple mooncakes
Irritated eels
Muddy foxes
Lions, and delusional nuns
Liverfluke and lice,
Manuscripts, rags
And mice in an old copper kettle
Flax, blueberries, pictures
Spoons, Crockery, Letters,
They sell everything in the shop

CHORUS


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